Fries Fanatic Gifts

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Jenga fries.

Hey, second basket of cheesy fries! You want to have a heart attack? Concessi

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

'I suppose you'll be wanting fries with that?'

Did one of you forget a jumbo burger and a small fry?

"A hamburger with French fries is all the diversity I need."

Medium Fries and a Drink

Sausages.

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"It's okay dear. Dinner always tastes better when it's caught fresh, thrown back, taken from our cooler, removed from the package, and fried."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

...the onion rings

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

"I'm using this travel site to map out a trip to the land of Everything's Deep Fat Fried."

Yes, I Want Fries With That.

Real Fast Food.

The Food of Shame.

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

Boiling Oil.