Fry Fanatic Gifts

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

Boiling Oil.

'You idiot! That one had chips in it.'

Burgers Fries Shakes. Order Here. I think my college degree must be worth a lot --- It's hardly been used at all!

Chip Magnet

Fish Fries

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

'Hi, I'm Eddie... and I always wanted fries with that.'

The biochemist at lunch: "I'll have another order of fries."

"So, who ordered the burger platter with endless fries?"

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

"...and how do you like your chips, sir - thin, regular or chunky?"

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Sausages.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

Signing the declaration of independence.

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

...the onion rings

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

"Separate checks, please."

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'