Fry Fanatic Prints

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

Boiling Oil.

'You idiot! That one had chips in it.'

Chip Magnet

Fish Fries

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

'Hi, I'm Eddie... and I always wanted fries with that.'

The biochemist at lunch: "I'll have another order of fries."

"So, who ordered the burger platter with endless fries?"

"...and how do you like your chips, sir - thin, regular or chunky?"

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Sausages.

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

...the onion rings

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."

"Separate checks, please."

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

'Someplace where we just eat, eat, eat!'

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

"Of course, he always says it's not fit for consumption. He's a foodie."

Sushi bar Chef: DARN Sushi train spotters!

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"