Fry-up Fanatic Gifts

Sausages.

Fry up!

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Friday

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Cheese

Full English Breakfast.

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

Alf's Cafe - Egg, Bacon and Tomato Plate, Catering Pack.

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

Cheese

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

Sushi bar Chef: DARN Sushi train spotters!

Cheesemaker

Boiling Oil.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

'May I recommend the ketchup '06,sir?'

"See? It never hurts to ask."

"So, who ordered the burger platter with endless fries?"

Fish Fries

"This was the best school day of the week!"

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

"I hope you like your curry hot."

'I don't understand why people say I'm having trouble quitting.'