Frying Pan Fanatic Gifts

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

'Over there! Isn't that my missing ceramic frying pan?'

Sausages.

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Man's cooking explodes.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

...the onion rings

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."

Sushi bar Chef: DARN Sushi train spotters!

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

The Food of Shame.

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

Boiling Oil.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

Fish Fries

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"