Frying Pan Fanatic Gifts

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

'Over there! Isn't that my missing ceramic frying pan?'

Sausages.

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Man's cooking explodes.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

...the onion rings

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

"Take your mother for example. She's not much to look at, but she's darn handy with the cookware."

"Brian's in the kitchen doing some blind baking."

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

Sushi bar Chef: DARN Sushi train spotters!

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

The Food of Shame.

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

Boiling Oil.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

Bread Stall

Fish Fries

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"