Frying Pan Enthusiast Gifts

'Let's play house — you come home drunk, and I'll slug you wiht a frying pan.'

Baldo suggests getting a frying pan for his tia and she hits him in the head with it.

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Man's cooking explodes.

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

The History of Anti-stick

The Food of Shame.

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

'Community wok?'

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

Real Fast Food.

Boiling Oil.

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

Fish Fries

"So, who ordered the burger platter with endless fries?"

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

'I want my stir fry to be magical.'

"See? It never hurts to ask."

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

'I don't understand why people say I'm having trouble quitting.'

'Put the chips down and back away. Slowly. We don't want any heroes here.'