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'Let's play house — you come home drunk, and I'll slug you wiht a frying pan.'

"Take your mother for example. She's not much to look at, but she's darn handy with the cookware."

Baldo suggests getting a frying pan for his tia and she hits him in the head with it.

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Man's cooking explodes.

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'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

The History of Anti-stick

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

The Food of Shame.

'Community wok?'

Real Fast Food.

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

Boiling Oil.

Hey, second basket of cheesy fries! You want to have a heart attack? Concessi

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

'I want my stir fry to be magical.'

Fish Fries

"You're not going to believe this -- they're making deep-fried manna."

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

"So, who ordered the burger platter with endless fries?"

"See? It never hurts to ask."