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'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Man's cooking explodes.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

...the onion rings

The History of Anti-stick

The Food of Shame.

Real Fast Food.

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Hook couldn't believe he hadn't thought of inviting his brother, Captain Flyswat, before.

Diner has sign: Ask about our frequent fryer plan.

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

Boiling Oil.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

'I want my stir fry to be magical.'

"See? It never hurts to ask."