Frying Pan Aficionado Prints

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Man's cooking explodes.

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"My brain said, exercise....my tummy auto-corrected that to, extra-fries!"

"Honey, I’ll take over. The stir-fry has suffered long enough."

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

...the onion rings

"Take your mother for example. She's not much to look at, but she's darn handy with the cookware."

The History of Anti-stick

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'

Hook couldn't believe he hadn't thought of inviting his brother, Captain Flyswat, before.

Diner has sign: Ask about our frequent fryer plan.

The Food of Shame.

"Could I have the fires al dente?"

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

"Actually, I will have fries with that."

Real Fast Food.

'Whatever fast food - fried stuff, fat, sugar, salt for the 'Doesn't Bother Me' person'.

Full Service ATM: "Do you want fries with that?"

Boiling Oil.

Hey, second basket of cheesy fries! You want to have a heart attack? Concessi

'He's certainly going to 'go large' with that lot!'

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"