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Man's cooking explodes.

Come dine with me!

You're the puff in my pastry!

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Tia Carmen's not happy unless she can send people away with a plate of leftovers for the road."

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

'Caw blimey!'

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

Roasted

The household cavalry

'She deserves it since she's raised our three kids with me overseas.'

Help! (Woman stuck on washing line).

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

'The kids are on a hunger strike, I'm on a diet, and you're on your own.'

The Authentic Christmas.

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

"How are we on bread?"

'... But, why do you want me to sign a "waiver of liability form"?'

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

Scales

'So why do you need a ladder to eat a pancake'

Toastquest!

"I only need two tools: WD-40 if something doesn't move that should, and duct tape if something moves that shouldn't!"

"Okay, you two! Clean up the house and do the laundry while I take the kids to school!"

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

I put a feather pillow in the dryer by mistake! The repairman looked at me and said: 'Sorry about your duck!'

"Let me know when the floor is clean enough for me to put my feet on it again."

"Being a mum is a full-time job."