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'Why do you always have to be so competitive?'

"Ciel! Supergastronome!"

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

Need something from the fridge? This looks like a job for...Indoorman!

First Responders - Second Responders.

"I still feel naked without my hairnet."

Come dine with me!

Jack of all trades

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

You're the puff in my pastry!

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Party time.

Baker Romance

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"I'd like to toast our guests."

'Caw blimey!'

Roasted

The household cavalry

Instant Gratification Cafe.

Onion Tears

'Look! It's superwoman...and all her assistants!'

A butcher and his apprentice.

'The kids are on a hunger strike, I'm on a diet, and you're on your own.'

'... But, why do you want me to sign a "waiver of liability form"?'

"I did my 10,000 steps by looking for my reading glasses."

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

And so Bob's folks sent him off into the world. But not before running a few last tests, just to be sure he could handle it.

Scales

'Just add eggs. That sounds easy.'

'You don't appreciate anything I cook!'