Kitchen Rescuer T-Shirts

'Do you mind popping back in, to rescue the Sunday joint?'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

You're the puff in my pastry!

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Believe it or not: Once upon a time Dads couldn't even boil water.

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

Slices of bread rescuing burnt toast.

I made you a cake!

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

"'Well done' lulled him into complacency."

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

Instant Gratification Cafe.

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

The Inexperienced Cook

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

Boys Cooking

'My hero!'

A butcher and his apprentice.

Time for pancakes!

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

'Use by June 2007. Gah' - 'Use by July 2007. Double gah.' - 'Best of a bad bunch...'

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

Egg Surprise

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

But I followed the recipe exactly.

"Oh -- just scrape it off."