Kitchen Survivor T-Shirts

'Whew! Looks like the Tuna Surprise isn't much of a hit!'

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

I made you a cake!

'And thanks be to the lord that we're going out to eat on Friday...'

'The cake timer dinged, Mom, and so did my stomach.'

'Your fingers are in the soup?' - 'Of course they are. It's freezing in that kitchen.'

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

Junior Masterchef - "Darren Smith and I'll be cooking chicken nuggets with Mars bars in a CocaCola sauce"

The Inexperienced Cook

'My hero!'

A butcher and his apprentice.

Time for pancakes!

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

Egg Surprise

"Oh -- just scrape it off."

But I followed the recipe exactly.

"Just remember...the main ingredient in all my dishes is love."

Summer Holiday activities the whole family will love.

'The good news is I invented fire today. The bad news is I burned dinner.'

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'Believe it or not you're our greatest liability Jones!'

Eating raw cake mix.

"You've actually done something even Gordon Ramsay can't do-burn the salad!"

Not a Creature was Stirring

'Surprise!... guess what we're making?'

'This week, the secret ingredient on Iron chef is . . . Iron. Good luck, suckas.'

Beth realized she wasn't such a great cook the night she tried to make an apple pie. 'Wow! Now that is good meatloaf!'

'Coming to you direct from table nine; 'the polenta is cold'.'

'Today, dad has cooked and we're well prepared!'