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'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"I have no idea what, hic, went wrong. I did everything, hic, Mario Batali said."

Cookbooks

Kitchen Tetris

'Don't worry. They say the first 24 months of living in a house during remodeling are the hardest.'

Is that pancake ready yet?

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

Snow & Flo series: Questionable cooking.

'Who the heck told my wife I had rights to parental leave?'

'My hero!'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

Cooking

Chef's Specials - Hissy Fits, Shouting and Swearing, Pompus Indigestion.

Recipes.

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

Cook and Octopus

Woman in need of an extractor fan.

"I mean, he does have a point."

Chef: 'Howz that Octopus coming along Jeff?'

One reason secret family recipes are usually best kept secret.

COVID-19 kitchen

Tuppermalware

'Net to catch pancake.'

'We've finished the dishes, Miss. Jenny washes, I wiped, and Susan picked up all the pieces.'

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).

"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"

"You've actually done something even Gordon Ramsay can't do-burn the salad!"