Food Rescuer T-Shirts

"Sir, surely it's irresponsible to be throwing away so much edible food?"

Chez Nous Menu

Try to guess the continent dining...

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

Before/After

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

Spaghetti Road

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

Help! Send fishing tackle!

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

Bio fuel bread.

'Pigs feet, sir? 'ARE THEY PICKLED?'

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

Car Rides - Cats

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

Pizza Rescue.

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

'Maybe I'll try the seafood.'