Food Rescuer Gifts

"Sir, surely it's irresponsible to be throwing away so much edible food?"

Chez Nous Menu

Try to guess the continent dining...

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

Before/After

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"My God!!..Just how long have we had this Broccoli hiding in the back of the fridge?"

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

"Put out the Asian sates, the Russian blinis, and the Mexican bean dips, while whip up something Korean."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

Help! Send fishing tackle!

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

Spaghetti Road

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

Vigilante Dog

Food samples in supermarket - 'There's a stick in mine.'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

Bio fuel bread.

Pizza Rescue.

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

Car Rides - Cats

Early bird special - Grilled Pterodactyl.

'Maybe I'll try the seafood.'

"Yeah. I'm into fitness. Fittin' dis whole sammich in my mouth."

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...