Meat Rescuer Gifts

Rescued Meat

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

Happy Hour

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"I've tasted better myself, but you've got to admit the service is good."

Burnt or Raw?

"I have special needs-- good food, warm bed, fresh water, and plenty of room to pop wheelies!"

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

"I see a pretty lady who looks a lot like you....a very kind lady...and she's adopting what appears to be a box of adorable kittens!"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Culinary surgery.

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

"First save Mister chomp-chomp!"

Vigilante Dog

A butcher and his apprentice.

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."

Help! Send fishing tackle!

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

Car Rides - Cats

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

BP is compensating those affected by the black tide in Gulf of Mexico...

"Sir, surely it's irresponsible to be throwing away so much edible food?"

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

Horse meat scandal.

'Too old to climb curtains, but young enough to climb on a lap. What's not to love.'

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

'Don't cry dear, I'll get you down safely...'

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

'His cask is empty, but he didn't bring the traveler back with him.'

'It was still pitch black when I left for work: I picked my son's toy barrel instead of mine...'

'Found her. Keeping her.'