Meat Reducer Gifts

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Burnt or Raw?

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

A butcher and his apprentice.

*=Hotdog

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

Recycling Centre

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

"It's a sprain in your left porterhouse."

The Butcher of 35th street.

SOS of Garbage

"You can tell beaches are closed - there's less trash."

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

"Isn't it amazing? No two pieces of trash are exactly the same."

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

Recycling

Chemical Waste.

Introducing clean conscience products

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Martha, I've just discovered where Uncle George has gotten to"

"It's a shame, I once had a large steak in that company."

The Chop House

"I found what it means, but you're not going to like it..."

"You're thinking of a different cut, Mrs Sigmond. This piece comes from about here."

'Butchers', 'Beef' 'Ham' 'Fingers'