Meat Reducer Gifts

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

Burnt or Raw?

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

*=Hotdog

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

A butcher and his apprentice.

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

Recycling Centre

Person made from 100% recycled materials.

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

The Butcher of 35th street.

"It's a sprain in your left porterhouse."

SOS of Garbage

"You can tell beaches are closed - there's less trash."

'I dunno. Maybe we need a new slogan.'

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

Recycling

"Isn't it amazing? No two pieces of trash are exactly the same."

Chemical Waste.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Martha, I've just discovered where Uncle George has gotten to"

Introducing clean conscience products

"It's a shame, I once had a large steak in that company."

The Chop House

"I found what it means, but you're not going to like it..."

"You're thinking of a different cut, Mrs Sigmond. This piece comes from about here."

'Leave me alone. I'm resting my steak.'

"Ooh...this looks like fun. I could do with a good giggle!"