Meat Processor Gifts

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

How things got their names No 43: Rump Steak.

Happy cows go in barn and come out incased in machines marked milk,cheese,meat,leather

Mad Cow

"All our bains are MENSA approved..."

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

*=Hotdog

A butcher and his apprentice.

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

A Cow's Last Will and Testament

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

"How almond milk is made"

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

"It's a sprain in your left porterhouse."

Surgeon carving a joint of meet for his family

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Martha, I've just discovered where Uncle George has gotten to"

'Acme Meat - meat products, bi-products, and bi-product spinoffs...'

"It's a shame, I once had a large steak in that company."

'Yeah, I know, but let's face it - we're delicious!'

"I found what it means, but you're not going to like it..."

"Ooh...this looks like fun. I could do with a good giggle!"

'Butchers', 'Beef' 'Ham' 'Fingers'

Where 'Beef Jerky' comes from.

"The steak is here to give its full consent."

"I joined one of those sites where they send you fresh ingredients and you cook it yourself."

Butchers instructions for customers' meat sound as though he is talking about people

'Leave me alone. I'm resting my steak.'

Vacuum Packed snack.

'Freeze Dried Nothing®. Directions: To make something out of NOTHING®, just add water.'

"That`s OK. I like my steak rare."