Processed Meats Gifts

"Well, there are organs in it, so, yeah, I guess you could say it's 'organic'!"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

*=Hotdog

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

A Cow's Last Will and Testament

Down on Her.

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

'I overheard the farmer say I have a future at McDonalds.'

"How almond milk is made"

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

Prime Meats.

Surgeon carving a joint of meet for his family

'Acme Meat - meat products, bi-products, and bi-product spinoffs...'

"It's a shame, I once had a large steak in that company."

'But darling, he doesn't kill the cows.'

'Yeah, I know, but let's face it - we're delicious!'

God raises the steaks.

'Butchers', 'Beef' 'Ham' 'Fingers'

Steak

It's my loins. They're tender.

'And i hereby dub thee...'Sirloin'.'

"Apparently, some of the additives cause a nerve disorder, but others cure it."

Butchers instructions for customers' meat sound as though he is talking about people

"Pack your bags, Vinnie...this is a Burger King town."

"I joined one of those sites where they send you fresh ingredients and you cook it yourself."

Where 'Beef Jerky' comes from.