Processed Meats Pillows

"Well, there are organs in it, so, yeah, I guess you could say it's 'organic'!"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

*=Hotdog

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

A Cow's Last Will and Testament

Down on Her.

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

"How almond milk is made"

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

Prime Meats.

"It's a shame, I once had a large steak in that company."

'Acme Meat - meat products, bi-products, and bi-product spinoffs...'

Surgeon carving a joint of meet for his family

'But darling, he doesn't kill the cows.'

'Yeah, I know, but let's face it - we're delicious!'

Steak

Where 'Beef Jerky' comes from.

"Apparently, some of the additives cause a nerve disorder, but others cure it."

"Just our luck...everything but us tastes just like chicken."

"I joined one of those sites where they send you fresh ingredients and you cook it yourself."

'I'm amazed they had ANY meat in them.'

Butchers instructions for customers' meat sound as though he is talking about people

'And i hereby dub thee...'Sirloin'.'

God raises the steaks.

"Pack your bags, Vinnie...this is a Burger King town."