Meat Processor Pillows

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

How things got their names No 43: Rump Steak.

"I haven't seen chuck in quite a while. I'm getting a little worried."

Happy cows go in barn and come out incased in machines marked milk,cheese,meat,leather

Mad Cow

"All our bains are MENSA approved..."

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

Bottled water straight from the Potomac, Congo and Ganges. Bottled waters that never had much market share.

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

*=Hotdog

A butcher and his apprentice.

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

A Cow's Last Will and Testament

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

"How almond milk is made"

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

"It's a sprain in your left porterhouse."

"It's a shame, I once had a large steak in that company."

Surgeon carving a joint of meet for his family

'Acme Meat - meat products, bi-products, and bi-product spinoffs...'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Martha, I've just discovered where Uncle George has gotten to"

'Yeah, I know, but let's face it - we're delicious!'

"I found what it means, but you're not going to like it..."

Butchers instructions for customers' meat sound as though he is talking about people

'Butchers', 'Beef' 'Ham' 'Fingers'

'Leave me alone. I'm resting my steak.'

"I joined one of those sites where they send you fresh ingredients and you cook it yourself."

"The steak is here to give its full consent."

Where 'Beef Jerky' comes from.

"Ooh...this looks like fun. I could do with a good giggle!"

"That`s OK. I like my steak rare."