Meat Cutter Pillows

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"I found what it means, but you're not going to like it..."

A butcher and his apprentice.

Butchers instructions for customers' meat sound as though he is talking about people

"That`s OK. I like my steak rare."

'Butchers', 'Beef' 'Ham' 'Fingers'

Butcher.

A rump of butchers

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Every barbecue has its winners and losers.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

'Steak Ted?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

View to the Future

"Rump roast?"

Important Food Groups

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

A Bloody Butcher

'Is it guilt that when you eat us that we are no longer called pigs but bacon, pork chops or ham?'

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

Burnt or Raw?

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

Deliboys

A cow goes to the Fortune Teller - 'I can see two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun...!'

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

'I had no idea would be a choice.'

Where 'Turkey Bacon" Comes From

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

Where Ignorance is Bliss.

"On second thought, just give me the ham and forget the roast beef."

'I see adventure in your future. Yes. You're going to be a culinary adventure.'

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."