Meat Master Pillows

Barbeque Silhouette Identifier.

"Not steak again. I haven't outworn last weeks yet!"

I have the best fake backgrounds for video calls. Everybody thinks they're real! The problem is when I called in sick to work, I used a beach resort background that I planned to use on a call with my ex-girlfriend. Seaside. I have a background meant to make my meat-loving buddies jealous, but I used it on a telemedicine call about my cholesterol. BBQ Joint Ribs - Beef - Pork. A fake background, with a mansion, meant for a call with a new dating app match, was used on a call with the IRS ab

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Martha, I've just discovered where Uncle George has gotten to"

A smiling butcher with stripy apron and cleaver

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

On August 14, 2011 at app. 2:00 p, Derek Winslow made scientific history by converting an item of the animal kingdom into an item of the plant kingdom.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

Burnt or Raw?

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Pull the udder one

You're the sizzle in my roast!

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

National Coffee Day

"I bet you can't name one person who makes a better lengua casserole than me!"

"I'm unable to process this image."

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

Culinary surgery.

Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

'How do you like your steaks? Scorched, burnt or cremated?'

Important Muscles.

"How 'local' is the fish?"

A butcher and his apprentice.

"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."

"... and come out fighting, boys."

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

"The doctor told me I needed to burn some fat, so I'm grilling a steak!"

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

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