Why would anyone make ornamental roses in wrought iron? Maybe they wanted to stop and smelt the flowers!
Metal Master Pillows
Add a touch of personality to their space with pillows featuring clever designs for the metal enthusiast. Perfect for a workshop lounge or studio, these pillows combine comfort with character.
'No, this metal stress can't be fixed with liberal doses of antidepressants.'
1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions
"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."
'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'
Gym. Weight Room. This must be sculpting my body --- All my muscles feel like putty.
Important Muscles.
'I told you we should have gone wireless.'
"... and come out fighting, boys."
"Holy hell. I should not have based my whole personality around this..."
'There was a slight accident in shop class. I welded my braces together.'
'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.
The Gong
"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."
"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."
"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"
Ah Ha!
Arnold's clone refuses to workout: 'You're a huge disappointment, dude.'
Cubits? Haven't You gone metric yet?
"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"
Happy Birthday! I wasn't sure what sort of music you like...
'What's up? She been rearranging your shed again?'
'Yesterday you pulled 8 muscles when you sneezed. I think it's time you started exercising again.'
"We're all metric now..."
Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Martha, I've just discovered where Uncle George has gotten to"
"You still working on your car?"
"Hey dude, when I said 'curls might help', that's not what I meant."
'Nothing to do? Why don't you read the refrigerator.'
'I think we better get started on that other arm.'
"Dang! This guy's good!"
Anabolic Steroids
A bulge of bodybuilders
Working Out
An Evening Around the Piano
'Good. Now slide the 'O' ring over the hubble's sleeve there in front of you.'
Metal Master Pillows Collection
Metal Master Mugs
Discover a range of mugs celebrating metal masters—perfect for everyday use and inspiring a smile with every sip.
Metal Master Prints
Decorate with striking prints that showcase the beauty and artistry of metalworking, perfect for inspiring their creative environment.
Metal Master T-Shirts
Explore our collection of t-shirts designed for metal enthusiasts—blend humor and craftsmanship in casual, comfortable styles.