Manual Master Pillows

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

Heath and Safety Minefield

'This manual should help you navigate our site.'

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

"This is why you read the instructions."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"I think you must have missed a page!"

Large handbook for hand held PCs.

'I've no time to read books...these are Instruction Manuals for my stuff!'

'Good. Now slide the 'O' ring over the hubble's sleeve there in front of you.'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

Congratulations on your retirement!

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Do you have a phone with recording capabilities? I want to be able to carry a wire when I meet with my boss.

Man and brain

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

Important Muscles.

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

Ah Ha!

"Wow! This car has a continental kit, train horn, smoothed-out firewall, polyurethane bushings and a 2400-CFM fan! I have a long way to go!"

Claviers

"Uh...not to be bossy, but I wouldn't do it that way."

'What's up? She been rearranging your shed again?'

'Please don't read anything into the minutes, Ms. Thomas. Just reading the minutes will suffice.'

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"No, your laptop turning red isn't a new, cool feature. It's red because it's hot. When is the last time you cleaned it?"

Servant talking to her old master about her new position