Manual Masters Pillows

"This CD explains how to use this CD that explains how to read the directions on how to use our TV."

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"I thought you were making a coffee table?"

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

Congratulations on your retirement!

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

Project Manager Showdown

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

'My computer? - I got rid of it for insubordination!'

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."

'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

"I'm glad my team places me on a pedestal."

'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'

"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."

"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."

"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

'Treat me easy this morning.'

Employees need to be treated like adults...

"I'm so sorry darling: the shop was out of anti-dandruff shampoo..."

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

"That last customer thinks I should fire you."