"This CD explains how to use this CD that explains how to read the directions on how to use our TV."
Manual Masters Gifts
Looking for a gift that honors the skill and dedication of manual masters? Our collection features funny, thoughtful products that celebrate craftsmanship, whether they’re artists, artisans, or hobbyists. Find the perfect token of appreciation for the creators who turn ideas into reality with their hands. From mugs to prints, each item celebrates the talent and passion of manual masters, making every gift memorable and inspiring.
'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'
"I thought you were making a coffee table?"
'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'
'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'
Congratulations on your retirement!
Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower
1 Only Smart Hammer Instructions
'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'
"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"
'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'
Traffic Management Strategic Group
George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.
Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.
Project Manager Showdown
Institute for Artificial Intelligence.
'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'
"well I'll be - you are the boss of me."
'I told you we should have gone wireless.'
Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.
'My computer? - I got rid of it for insubordination!'
'I can't decide weather to have a feisty or a sassy management style.'
'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'
'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.
'He's out massaging,manipulating and monopolising.'
"I'm glad my team places me on a pedestal."
"Your first job is to learn to recognize your boss' voice on the phone."
"Get me someone in Apologies, someone in Walkbacks, and send up the whole Scapegoating team."
"Experience is the wonderful knowledge that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again."
"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."
"I'm so sorry darling: the shop was out of anti-dandruff shampoo..."
A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.
"I tried that new detangling shampoo."
Ah Ha!
Employees need to be treated like adults...
Manual Masters Gifts Collection
Manual Masters Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate manual masters with witty and inspiring designs—perfect for brightening every coffee break.
Manual Masters Pillows
Decorate their space with pillows that honor craftsmanship and passion—quirky designs for creative souls.
Manual Masters Prints
Browse prints that capture the essence of manual mastery—great for framing and inspiring any workshop or studio.
Manual Masters T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that showcase the creative spirit of manual masters—fun, witty, and perfect for daily wear.