Manual Mastery Pillows

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

Instructional guide to scribbling

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

Phone solicitors like customers who are afraid to hang up.

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

"Congratulations, dad! You won for 'Most Imaginative Maneuver' on a skateboard!"

'I almost read an instruction manual from cover-to-cover once.'

"I'm so sorry darling: the shop was out of anti-dandruff shampoo..."

A man with a look alike lion's mane hair style.

"I tried that new detangling shampoo."

"Sorry, but you need at least a Masters to get into the Deep Woods."

'Please don't read anything into the minutes, Ms. Thomas. Just reading the minutes will suffice.'

Servant talking to her old master about her new position

Rock, paper, scissors

"I should have know he was a control freak when he seduced me in his signal box."

"Err... Excuse me Sir, you've forgotten the user manual for your super mini mobile."

'In and out! In and out! Get it right ponies because in the real event you also have a human to look after!'

Checking watch

'Good. Now slide the 'O' ring over the hubble's sleeve there in front of you.'

"I know this sounds like a line, but nice shooting."

Consternation/Control

Chiropractors and the Tango.

"How long have you been delusional?"

'I've no time to read books...these are Instruction Manuals for my stuff!'

Large handbook for hand held PCs.

"This is why you read the instructions."

"There really is no need for confusion about the change in the enforcement of this law. Part 95 of section 33 of article Q in the manual quite clearly states ..."

Man with a button on his head.

'This manual should help you navigate our site.'