Manual Therapy Pillows

Chiropractors and the Tango.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Planned service changes

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

'I also offer massage therapy.'

'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'

Deep tissue massage.

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

"Shoulder work ahead"

Flo discovered that one of the perks of cancer was that even reluctant friends were willing to give her foot massages,

"You're carrying a lot of pretension in your back."

"That feels good...now scratch a little to the left."

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

Planned service changes

Foot Massage

'I almost read an instruction manual from cover-to-cover once.'

'You're very tense today.'

'My personal trainer, massage therapists, hair stylist and chef.'