Human Therapist Pillows

"How long have you been suffering from anthropomorphism?"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

"Tell me about this fear of couches."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

"Everyone at Megadrug is committed to the benefits of spoken therapies, which is why we developed 'nitrazone' to enhance the experience."

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"I don't think you're getting enough stress."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."

'Look, you can only do so much!'

Licensed Therapist

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"I dunno, I guess I just don't believe in myself anymore."

'I checked the database, Mrs. Nimitz. There's no such symptom.'

'Take two tablets the moment you begin to feel indispensable.'

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

"I invited a few friends over who think you should see a psychiatrist."

'If you were disturbed by any issues raised, please call your mum.'

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Three gates of hell: marriage counseling, investments, company meetings

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"