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Chiropractors and the Tango.

"Another one so relaxed, she couldn't walk out of here."

Hot Pie Therapy

Couples Massage: "Did you remember the body oil?"

'Nobody minds if I take the ocean view suite with complimentary champagne and Sven, the in-room Swedish masseur, do they?'

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

Planned service changes

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

Ultimately, the teachers union agreed to a lesser pay increase in exchange for a full-time massage therapist in the faculty lounge.

Employment Agency. I didn't hire him -- Those bipedal guys are are afraid to get their hands dirty.

"How would you rate your toleration for risk?"

'I also offer massage therapy.'

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

'I have to admit I was skeptical at first, but their hooves are magical, Magical, I say!'

'We do not do belly rubs, if that's what you are looking for.'

Deep tissue massage.

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

'To find out how to start your new mobile, please read the manual. T' read the manual, please start your mobile.

Flo discovered that one of the perks of cancer was that even reluctant friends were willing to give her foot massages,

"Shoulder work ahead"

You have a lot of patients coming to your for counseling! Yeah, I just saw a supernova who is dealing with burnout. Later, I'll see Pluto about his inferiority complex and a black hole who wants to fill a void in its life. Then Hailey's Comet and his wife will discuss why he's rarely there for her. Since your practice went universal it just keeps expanding! You're so busy! Yeah, my head is spinning!

"You're carrying a lot of pretension in your back."

"That feels good...now scratch a little to the left."

"I think you need to enroll yourself in a good two-step program."

"The instructions state that some anger, frustration and confusion is expected."

'But boss, this will keep my muscles from getting fatiqued.'

Foot Massage

Planned service changes

'I almost read an instruction manual from cover-to-cover once.'

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'You're very tense today.'

'My personal trainer, massage therapists, hair stylist and chef.'