Maintenance Master Pillows

"Isn't this the season for you to regret not winterizing the lawnmower last fall?"

'The problem's too simple - call someone else'

George is pleased with himself. He replaced the toilet seat without calling a plumber.

"No, your laptop turning red isn't a new, cool feature. It's red because it's hot. When is the last time you cleaned it?"

Face painting.

"I finally found a use for that old home repair book..."

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

"What makes you think I'm dripping it on my shirt?"

'Lion Tamer experience hey? Well, I have a project currently needing your management skills...'

"He loves his leaf blower."

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

'You're using 14' nails on a 2' door? This is definitely a case where bigger is not better.'

Congratulations on your retirement!

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Not much money, glory, or praise

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"I was ironing the curtains and fell out of the window..!"

'Told you to get your mower fixed.'

"This is bad work, Edwards! Bad! Bad! Bad! Bad!"

'I can't get out! -- I lost the owner's manual!'

Traffic Management Strategic Group

'Well, that's fixed that.'

'It may not be your feng shui, but it's my feng shui.'

Clearing the castle's moat.

"I fixed your leaky tap and the oven door... but there's nothing I can do with that dodgy seal on the fridge!"

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

Project Manager Showdown

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

'This is my natural habitat.'

Hats: Management/Good Job/Friendly but Aloof.

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

'No it's still not fixed'