"According to the doctor, I'm apparently allergic to artificial coloring and flavoring!"
Processed Food Fanatic Gifts
Looking for a gift for a processed food fanatic? Delight them with products that showcase their passion, from fun mugs to eye-catching prints. Perfect for anyone who can’t resist their favorite snacks—whether it’s chips, candy, or all things microwavable. These thoughtfully humorous items will add a dash of personality to their everyday routine and turn their favorite indulgences into artful, practical gifts. Whether they’re proud snack enthusiasts or just love a good crunch, there’s something special waiting for them here.
Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon
Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.
The Nihilist Deli.
'Your drug tests show no signs of illegal substances, but they do show a huge amount of artificial colorings and preservatives.'
"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."
"Aaah, early morning, my favourite part of the day..."
"I had them sharpened so I can eat cows."
Motor-blender.
Waiting staff
'They're building one of those new health clubs.'
'My wife's idea of the four basic food groups is canned, frozen, freeze-dried and carry-out.'
All You Can Eat
"So here we are...the great outdoors!"
"High sodium, high cholesterol, lots of toxins - your blood test is remarkably similar to cheap potato chips."
"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"
'Keep arguing about eating you spinach and Mummy won't be able to guarantee your health and safety.'
'Ryker's Natural Foods - Kelp wanted'
"I eat guys like you for breakfast! Well, I USED to, until I realized how pathetically low you are in omega-3 fatty acids!"
"The people next door eat a lot better."
'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?'
'Don't you have American processed cheese food in a can?'
"Your diet's fine, but maybe cut back on the seeds."
"Sure it costs more. We have to squash bugs by hand."
"The cod's off, but you can have whale and chips."
"Forget it. Too many preservatives."
"He damaged a nerve when he pulled the thorn out. I'd have had a surefire malpractice suit if I hadn't eaten him."
"Once koalas taste shark, they never go back to eucalyptus."
"Apparently, some of the additives cause a nerve disorder, but others cure it."
'Tell us that really scary story again...the one about how they make chicken nuggets!'
Vegetarian Spider
"Actually, I'm not hungry anymore. While I was waiting for my scone, I had one of your delicious sconces instead!"
No way am I taking a spinach and broccoli pill.
"Just look at that. The face that lunched on a thousand chips."
'Apparently it's not suitable for the elderly or children...'
Processed Food Fanatic Gifts Collection
Processed Food Fanatic Mugs
Explore our full range of processed food fan mugs and bring humor and flavor to every sip — a perfect gift for snack lovers.
Processed Food Fanatic Pillows
Decorate their space with playful pillows that showcase their processed food obsession — a cozy and witty addition to any room.
Processed Food Fanatic Prints
Make their walls pop with bold, funny prints celebrating processed foods — an artistic gift for snack enthusiasts.
Processed Food Fanatic T-Shirts
Find their new favorite casual wear with our humorous processed food t-shirts, ideal for snack aficionados and lovers of fun fashion.