Meat Production Gifts

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

"Just another advantage of genetic engineering."

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

'The mincer's busted!'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Chase me, chase me cows.

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

'We're taking over tonight, it's the only way to save the farm.'

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"You'll have to help out here more. I pulled a hammy jumping over the moon."

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

"But but ... if we remove all the additives there'll be nothing left!"

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

*=Hotdog

'I see Farmer Grayson is off to dust the crops again!'

World of Cow.

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

'What?! Not even one of you wants to see how they're made?'

A Cow's Last Will and Testament

'Ethical farm - none of our produce goes to fast food outlets'.

Where Scottish milk comes from.

Down on Her.

'I overheard the farmer say I have a future at McDonalds.'

"Nothing says butter - like something from the udder."

Clang clang. Uncle Ernie, why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work.

Doubling Gloucester Cheeses

Genetics Lab. You developed a dwarf cow? I call it "mini-moo"!

"Gesundheit."