Meat Gifts

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

'Yeah, I know, but let's face it - we're delicious!'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Helluva tattoo, Colin!

A Bull is getting a Tattoo of a Butcher's Beef cutting chart.

Prime Meats.

Notice on Sausage Emporium door - SORRY NO DOGS.

Man with horns eating beef

Ham selection at the supermarket meat department.

'Butchers', 'Beef' 'Ham' 'Fingers'

'He tried to fire me.'

'Harry J. liked his work best whenever he could be all by himself behind the counter.'

Dog working as a butcher.

Numbering the Butchers' Shop

Mr Jones likes the Swine Flu.

"Just our luck...everything but us tastes just like chicken."

"Hmmmmmm.....what am I in the mood for?"

"It's a shame, I once had a large steak in that company."

Steak

"If you gatherers want anything other than tofu burgers, go and hunt it yourself!"

Servant leaving employment because he claims not to have enough butcher's meat

Meats

"Pack your bags, Vinnie...this is a Burger King town."

"I'm an 'ethical' carnivore'. Were any of those cows assholes?"

"When I get outta here, I'm seeing a thick, juicy steak in my future!"

It's my loins. They're tender.

..Because if Santa brings you big slabs of venison, he won't be able to get to the other children's homes.

Down on Her.

Unconscious Confession.

'One day my son, all of this will be you,,,'

"Hey, where's Frank?"

God raises the steaks.

'But darling, he doesn't kill the cows.'

Buffalo Wings

Butcher's breasts tipping the scales.