A Cow's Last Will and Testament
Meat Preparation Gifts
If you know someone who loves grilling, barbecuing, or perfecting their meat prep skills, our themed products make a fun and thoughtful gift. From witty slogans to clever cartoon designs, our range of mugs, T-shirts, pillows, and art prints add humor and personality to any kitchen or grilling area.
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Surgeon carving a joint of meet for his family
Butchers instructions for customers' meat sound as though he is talking about people
" Lady... I didn't say nuthin'!!"
'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'
Butcher.
A smiling butcher with stripy apron and cleaver
Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"
Counting ribs
"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."
Domestic Goddess.
'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'
Cow's Last Will and Testament.
"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."
Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"
'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'
Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.
'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'
'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'
MUSHROOM MASACRE.
Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.
PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES
"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."
Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.
"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"
"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."
'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'
'I told you it wouldn't work.'
"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."
“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”
Surprise in the salad bowl
Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...
"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"
Culinary surgery.
Meat Preparation Gifts Collection
Meat Preparation Mugs
Explore our collection of humorous mugs perfect for the meat enthusiast who loves a good laugh during their coffee or tea breaks.
Meat Preparation Pillows
Discover amusing and stylish pillows that bring personality and comfort to any meat lover’s lounge, kitchen, or patio seating.
Meat Preparation Prints
Brighten up their space with our humorous and eye-catching prints celebrating the art of meat preparation and outdoor cooking.
Meat Preparation T-Shirts
Check out our witty meat prep T-shirts that are ideal for grilling parties, casual outings, or showing off their culinary humor.