Meat Cutting Gifts

A rump of butchers

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

A butcher and his apprentice.

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

*=Hotdog

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

A Cow's Last Will and Testament

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

Down on Her.

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

Prime Meats.

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

The Butcher of 35th street.

Cooked rare.

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

The Steaks have a Last Desperate Attempt to Escape

Surgeon carving a joint of meet for his family

'But darling, he doesn't kill the cows.'

"It's a shame, I once had a large steak in that company."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Martha, I've just discovered where Uncle George has gotten to"

'Yeah, I know, but let's face it - we're delicious!'

"I found what it means, but you're not going to like it..."

'And i hereby dub thee...'Sirloin'.'

"Just our luck...everything but us tastes just like chicken."

"I'm an 'ethical' carnivore'. Were any of those cows assholes?"