Meat Cutting Mugs

A rump of butchers

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

A butcher and his apprentice.

*=Hotdog

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

A Cow's Last Will and Testament

Down on Her.

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

"Gracie, I think you've made your point. We can't completely remove meat from this family's diet...but we will try very hard to cut back, OK?"

'I overheard the farmer say I have a future at McDonalds.'

The Butcher of 35th street.

Prime Meats.

Cooked rare.

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

The Steaks have a Last Desperate Attempt to Escape

'But darling, he doesn't kill the cows.'

"It's a shame, I once had a large steak in that company."

Surgeon carving a joint of meet for his family

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Martha, I've just discovered where Uncle George has gotten to"

'Yeah, I know, but let's face it - we're delicious!'

"I found what it means, but you're not going to like it..."

"I'm an 'ethical' carnivore'. Were any of those cows assholes?"

Butchers instructions for customers' meat sound as though he is talking about people