Meat Processing Mugs

"I think we've been hacked."

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

The cluck stops here. (Woman killing chicken).

Where 'Beef Jerky' comes from.

"If you ask me hog futures don't look very promising."

"I joined one of those sites where they send you fresh ingredients and you cook it yourself."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

"And that's where hot dogs come from."

"You know, it really wasn’t that bad."

*=Hotdog

A butcher and his apprentice.

A Cow's Last Will and Testament

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

Down on Her.

'I overheard the farmer say I have a future at McDonalds.'

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

"How almond milk is made"

Prime Meats.

"So here we are...the great outdoors!"

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

Surgeon carving a joint of meet for his family

"It's a shame, I once had a large steak in that company."

'But darling, he doesn't kill the cows.'

'Acme Meat - meat products, bi-products, and bi-product spinoffs...'

'Yeah, I know, but let's face it - we're delicious!'

"I found what it means, but you're not going to like it..."

"I'm an 'ethical' carnivore'. Were any of those cows assholes?"

"Pack your bags, Vinnie...this is a Burger King town."