Meat Preparation Mugs

A Cow's Last Will and Testament

*=Hotdog

Surgeon carving a joint of meet for his family

Butchers instructions for customers' meat sound as though he is talking about people

" Lady... I didn't say nuthin'!!"

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

Butcher.

A smiling butcher with stripy apron and cleaver

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Counting ribs

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

Domestic Goddess.

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

'I cleaned over thirty fish today.' - 'That takes guts.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

Wendy likes horses...and she is a keen cook.

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

Frank and Ernie's Diner. We're all out of pressed duck, sir, but I can put the squeeze on some chicken for you.

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

'Preparing rocket salad isn't domestic science, ladies.'

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

Surprise in the salad bowl

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

"Who shaves the fennel in your family?"

Culinary surgery.