Food Preparation Mugs

"So this where the magic happens."

The accidental invention of macaroni and cheese.

'Just mash them the old-fashioned way, Doris.'

'Oh man I've got a splitting headache.'

"Tell them their pasta prima vera will be slightly delayed."

"Can you turn these mashed potatoes into french fries?"

Bonita shows up late for the girls' Thursday night 'Jam Session'.

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

Egg faces firing squad of chefs.

"Why, this broth we made is magnificent!"

Oops.

'This is one place in the army where you have to hurry to and they don't keep you waiting!'

Chopping Board chopped in two.

Police husband tenderising the meat with his riot baton.

'LOOK RENOLDSON, i've had JUST about enough of your moaning and groaning! IF you can't stand the heat, GET out of the oven!' / A chef scolding his apprentice inside an oven.

'I put the steaks on.' 'Are you crazy? The potatoes aren't even close to done. The steaks will be coal by the time they're ready.' 'No they won't, we're almost out of propane.'

"If smoking is so bad for you, how come it cures salmon?"

person wearing heatproof suit for cooking

Mash-test Dummies.

"The gluten's back. And it's pissed."

"How much longer on your visionary gnocchi, Stefano?"

'Since I cooked, you do cleanup. OK?'

Woman sees small cook going to interview for short order cook.

'Mum, how did they get the non-stick surface to stick to the frying pan?'

A kitchen counter

'Must be autumn, I can smell leaves burning.' - 'No, I'm cooking cabbage.'

A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.

Mashing Potatoes

'I'm the sauce chef. I'm supposed to put sauce on everything.'

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

Gone to the Opera - Your tiny chop is frozen, just warm it into life

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

Girls learn to feed themselves earlier than boys do.

Pocket Knife Food Processor

'There was a power failure today - we're having steak, fish, chicken, hamburger, turkey, and pork chops for dinner.'