Meats Mugs

"Hmmmm...What am I in the mood for?"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Eat Beef

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

*=Hotdog

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

A Cow's Last Will and Testament

Down on Her.

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Santa Enjoys Venison.

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

Cooked rare.

"It's a sprain in your left porterhouse."

The Butcher of 35th street.

Prime Meats.

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

The Steaks have a Last Desperate Attempt to Escape

Surgeon carving a joint of meet for his family

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Martha, I've just discovered where Uncle George has gotten to"

'But darling, he doesn't kill the cows.'