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"Hmmmm...What am I in the mood for?"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Cow's Last Will and Testament.

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

'I told you it wouldn't work.'

Eat Beef

'Sure, we pay them for protection but there are unexpected bonuses: nobody can tenderise veel like Luigi or slice beef as fine as Vinny.'

*=Hotdog

"Please stay on the line – your caul is important to us."

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"It's your ribs. I'm afraid they're delicious."

'I'm not sure how to break this to you all... the Atkins diet is back.'

A Cow's Last Will and Testament

"But Herman, we can't just throw in the towel like that."

Down on Her.

"This dinner party's going to a take a but of work."

Pig tails connected. Title: 'Where Sausage Links Begin'

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

'I overheard the farmer say I have a future at McDonalds.'

Prime Meats.

Cooked rare.

The Butcher of 35th street.

Santa Enjoys Venison.

Turkey Farm Inc: 'And guess what you get for a Christmas bonus?'

"It's a sprain in your left porterhouse."

Vlad the Impaler - The Later Years.

The Steaks have a Last Desperate Attempt to Escape

"It's a shame, I once had a large steak in that company."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Martha, I've just discovered where Uncle George has gotten to"