Meat Eating Gifts

The good and bad news for the species is we have less fat than beef.

Eat Meat For the Environment!

A butcher and a calf about to be killed

The Steaks have a Last Desperate Attempt to Escape

Meat eating man faced with gigantic chicken

"Uh-uh! No way! Don't even think about it!"

"Listen pal...when I said I wanted my steak rare...I meant some form of endangered species!"

"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."

"Of course I enjoy being slaughter."

An angry bull has found out where his missing piece of Rump (steak) has ended up.

The Butcher of 35th street.

'Yuk. That's been in an animal's mouth.'

'Boy, so much food: It's almost as if they want to fatten us up for some reason...'

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

Man at restaurant is presented with his roast pig, as the pigs grieving family look on.

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

Cooked rare.

"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

'Steak Ted?'

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Rump roast?"

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

Important Food Groups

'May future generations forgive you for eating that sausage...'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.