Meat Eater Gifts

'Yeah, I know, but let's face it - we're delicious!'

'Steak Ted?'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

"Rump roast?"

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

Important Food Groups

"It's good to know she was butchered for a noble cause."

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

Cow of BEEF

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

Platter confusion.

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

Family Butcher.

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

I don

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

"Oooh... bacon!"

"Hmmm... what would Scooby Doo?"

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'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'