Meat Eaters Gifts

"Relax, everybody. It's no one we knew."

'Steak Ted?'

What do you mean you prefer the sound of the sign of the right?! What part of 'either way we're dead' do you not understand?

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

"Rump roast?"

Important Food Groups

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"We have; pulled pork, enticed chicken, persuaded lamb, bullied beef, cajoled Turkey..."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.

"The salad should be delicious. We ordered it with lots of extra bacon bits."

Butcher's shop has 'Cuts of salami' sign: End, Middle, Other End.

Cow of BEEF

Platter confusion.

"What do you have that won't kill me?"

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

A butcher announcing he will kill his own meat

Would you mind putting the barbecue out?

"I'll see your Sirloin and raise you a New York Strip."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

*=Hotdog

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"Oooh... bacon!"

'Beef Counselor - mad cow, foot and mouth, diet, nutrition, ethics'

'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

'MEN! We've got a fire at the cattle shed! Do we want rare, medium or well done?'

'Nice barbecue, Normy!!'