'It's a new, high-protein substitute for soybean paste. It's made of steak.'
Vegetarian V. Meat Eater Debate Gifts
Delve into the playful clash of food preferences with our themed products inspired by the vegetarian versus meat eater debate. Whether you're plant-based or a proud carnivore, find witty mugs, t-shirts, and more that celebrate your stance with humor and charm. These items make great gifts for foodies and dietary enthusiasts alike—perfect for sparking smiles or playful banter about your dietary choices.
"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."
Artisan hot dog stand has pigs tethered to it.
'VEGETARIAN ZOMBIES' BW
'Bacon-butties are my favourite!'
"I'm not all you can eat? But I brought my special plate!"
"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"
No Dogs Allowed
The Butcher of 35th street.
"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"
Cooked rare.
The Steaks have a Last Desperate Attempt to Escape
"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"
"Pick two! Staying abreast of the rapidly evolving global pandemic and what it means for your middle-class suburban life. Creating holiday memories that your kids will treasure throughout their lifetimes. Remembering to eat a vegetable."
'Yeah, I know, but let's face it - we're delicious!'
"Papi, we've decided we want nothing but salads...and hamburgers...for every meal."
"Relax, everybody. It's no one we knew."
"I'm an 'ethical' carnivore'. Were any of those cows assholes?"
"Forget cholesterol. We eat meat, and that's that."
The Ghost of Food
Once again, the conversation gets too heated, and the selection of a state muffin has to be shelved until next year.
The good and bad news for the species is we have less fat than beef.
Eat Meat For the Environment!
'No! Not rare, not medium, not well-done: I want my steak raw! Thank you...'
'This morning I became a vegetarian. . .'
"Of course I enjoy being slaughter."
"Oh no, Professor Enriquez, you misunderstood... When my brother said he was on a vegetarian diet, he meant he only eats vegetarians!"
Joes Vegetarian Restaurant, where the chef tucks into a steak
A butcher and a calf about to be killed
Yesterday we touched on a controversial topic. We referred to guacamole as a condiment. We recognize these are various schools of thought. Some believe it to be a meal, or side dish. America can sustain different views. It's not like sauerkraut, which is clearly a vegetable. What? Are you insane? I will pummel you! Communist!
"So, five Vegan Specials and who gets the Lion Loin Delight?"
'Boy, so much food: It's almost as if they want to fatten us up for some reason...'
'We do not discuss soybeans on these premises, Mrs. Grommet.'
Meat bi-products.
'Man, I go for genetically modified chicken food!'
Vegetarian V. Meat Eater Debate Gifts Collection
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