Vegetarian Dilemmists Gifts

"I wish I wasn't a vegetarian. . ."

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"I hope we can sell everything before it's time for mom to make dinner."

:Come on sweetie, you know the rule: You need to finish your chocolate cake before you can have your carrots...'

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

"Sorry, I can't tell your parents you're allergic to broccoli."

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

'Pistachio ice cream does not cpont as a serving of greens.'

"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."

No Dogs Allowed

'I'm sorry Jimmy, but the results of your tests show that you're not allergic to vegetables.'

'Popcorn, carrot cake, and potato chips do not count as three servings of vegetables.'

'Never, ever give the benefit of doubt to a Brussells sprout.'

"Oh, I do a little grass on occasion, but I avoid the heavy cruciferous greens."

'What they ought to send up in the space shot is broccoli!'

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

"How come there's a forbidden fruit but not a forbidden vegetable?"

Why Shirley hates to eat genetic modified Broccoli.

'Tell me this isn't celery.'

"You know, lentils have twice as much protein per serving."

'If by brussels sprouts and asparagus, you mean cheeseburger and fries, I'm hungry!'

"Relax, everybody. It's no one we knew."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

'Fido won't help you dig because he doesn't like veggies.'

"Just Desserts" and "Unjust Desserts"

"First the good news, there's no longer any point in you eating broccoli."

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'

"No thanks, mom. I'm on a vegetable free diet."

Eat Meat For the Environment!

"It's called 'Mom's spinach casserole'."

"If you don't plan on snacking at night, then why did you move the refrigerator in here?"

"Gracie, eating squash is a Bermudez tradition...passed down from generation to generation! If I hated it as a kid, you can hate it as a kid, too!"

'Eat my vegetables? - I thought we were supposed to be predators!'