"I'm a vegan. I don't know what made me order a cheeseburger. Maybe I've got the flesh eating disease."
Vegan Dilemma Lover Gifts
Looking for gifts that speak to a vegan dilemma lover’s compassionate spirit and witty side? Our collection offers fun, artistic products that celebrate their passion for kindness and plant-based living. Perfect for inspiring smiles and heartfelt laughs, these items blend humor and purpose effortlessly, making them ideal for anyone committed to a meaningful lifestyle. Whether for a special occasion or just because, find something that resonates with their journey and adds a playful touch to their day.
"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."
Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!
What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!
"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"
"I can't go much longer without your asking why I'm vegan."
"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"
'Rob is a vegan.'
"Dig in. It's a medallion-of-veal look-alike."
'It's the LAST time I volunteer to organise the staff Christmas meal, I've spent three days trying to find a 'traditional' lacto-vegan Christmas menu.'
'Smile and say: tofu-based dairy substitute.'
The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.
It' complications galore for Sparky when easy-to-assemble instructions are read upside down.
'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'
"Repeat after me... We are vegan... We are vegan..."
No Dogs Allowed
'Now you tell me you've gone vegan?'
'It's your lucky day. I just went vegan.'
'You know, I just got a sudden yen for nuts and berries.'
"This place has the best vegan nachos!"
"As a vegan vampire I suck but I don't swallow."
"Cool, I've never met a vegan flamingo before."
'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'
"Everyone, stop looking delicious. The vegans are back and that tofurkey jerky won't keep them back much longer."
Tofu bi-products.
After rescue from Treasure Island, Benn Gunn returned to his wife, Mary, a strict vegan.
"A Mister 'Ty Gurr' wants to reserve a table next to our fattest customer."
What to serve to meet most dietary restrictions
"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."
Vegan Cat
"I'm only eating vegans now and honestly, I feel so much healthier."
'well, then, I guess you're also lactose substitute intolerant.'
'That's cute. You're a Virgo and I'm a vegetarian.'
Humpty Dumpty replaced by egg substitute.
"Do you have such a thing as low calorie caramel coffee creams?"
Vegan Dilemma Lover Gifts Collection
Vegan Dilemma Lover Mugs
Explore our collection of witty and heartfelt mugs tailored for the vegan dilemma lover—perfect for your morning coffee or tea ritual.
Vegan Dilemma Lover Pillows
Browse our playful pillows that add personality and comfort to any vegan's living space—fun, meaningful, and uniquely theirs.
Vegan Dilemma Lover Prints
Shop vibrant prints that celebrate vegan ideals with a humorous twist—ideal for framing and inspiring daily positivity.
Vegan Dilemma Lover T-Shirts
Discover amusing and meaningful t-shirts for the vegan dilemma lover—wear their values with pride and a touch of humor.